a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
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I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
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You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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