At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
