Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Boobs speak an international language.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
