Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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