Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
Randomize
