She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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