oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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