This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
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I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
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im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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