how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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