Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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