WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
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he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Dear god my vagina.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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