these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
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She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
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yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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