found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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