I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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