I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
