but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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