turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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