I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Randomize
