She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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