if i died would you start the facebook group?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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