Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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