I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
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