tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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