The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
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You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
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fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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