Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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