ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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