no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
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I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
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Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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