i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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