what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
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I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
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