i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
she smelled like a LAN party
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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