thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
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a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
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you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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