I am spending my child support on dildos
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
ttyl tear gas
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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