just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
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