I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I think a kid would responsible me up
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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