Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
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It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
My ATM looks so different sober.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
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No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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