we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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