I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Randomize
