is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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