He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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