VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
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I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
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No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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