why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
my shit smells like andre
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i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Someone shattered a urinal.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
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I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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