Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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