nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
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officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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