Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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