I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
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Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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