Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
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just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
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I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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