I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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