My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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