I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
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Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
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Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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