4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
