Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Randomize
