He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
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Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
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Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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