Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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